Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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