I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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