He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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