i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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