If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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