It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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