these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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