I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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