He is such a slut. More and more my type.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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