So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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