You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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