Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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