Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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