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(647): View more from Ontario

she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf

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(860): View more from Connecticut

What did we do last night that was yellow?

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(410): View more from Maryland

i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party

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(630): View more from Illinois

We stopped her at 12

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12 shots? Or 12 midnight?

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Which answer would freak you out less

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(540): View more from Virginia

Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake

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(916): View more from California

On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome

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