HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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