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Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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