we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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