the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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