There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
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I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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