i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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