You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
babies were throwing up all over the place
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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