Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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