note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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