I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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