you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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