I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
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You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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