Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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