I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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