ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
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Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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