erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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