you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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