I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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