I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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