so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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