somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I CAN MOONWALK!
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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