If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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