do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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