well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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