Whod you bang
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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