I love black thongs
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
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P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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