if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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