I think I just saw someone hide a body.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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