Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I'm both gender and math confused
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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