***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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