Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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