If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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