So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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