Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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