weddingsv make me drug and hornr
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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