doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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