Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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