4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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