Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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