there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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