he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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