Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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